Sunday, 8 October 2017

Eff off

Most people have seen the video of the famous fridge magnet fail at the Tory party conference. As Mrs May struggles to bind her party together using nothing but hot air, letters of the vacuous slogan behind her fling themselves to the floor in despair.

However, all was not as it seemed. After careful frame-by-frame analysis by our GCHQ-trained video disinformation experts we can reveal what really happened.

In the published video it appears that the F falls off. This is Fake News (or, more accurately, ake News). Our source confirmed that Tory minions doctored the tape before release. Fortunately we have been able to reconstruct the original video:


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